Next time I see the same tweet from different people I'm going to unfollow both. Unless it's a retweet. Stop stealing tweets. U look stupid

Blasting Slayer now.

Goodnight Ladies & Germs <3

When you step in a wet spot with your socks on. I could kill a bitch

Parents should hit theyre kids. Shit. I was hit when I was little and I anent just fine *twitches*

Amsterdam, I will visit you someday.

Bloc Party just came on shuffle.. sexy.

If you use the term "leggo" in a serious manner in one of your tweets; I'm judging you.

Is it wrong that I want to get a plumbob tattoo?

R.I.P Jeff Hanneman.

"@trav_o: Enjoy - pic.twitter.com/ksPfwNHGTI" can I please have one of these...

I blame the chicken wings.

Loiter Squad/Tyler The Creator aren't funny, whatsoever. #UnpopularOpinion

Find a 33 cent phone cover, plus shipping $22.99.

Running on four hours of sleep and a double shot Carmel macchiato. Jesus help me.

I probably shouldn't be listening to aggressive music at 1 in the morning.

Butt raped by bigfoot.

How am I not a comedian?

#ImThankfulFor my strength, my ability to move forward and cats.

Last retweet made me lol