Twitter's about 6 years old now. I'm not surprised the Pope's getting involved.

Pretty much spot-on about programming: http://t.co/QxZqTmux

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Yeah, I stole that joke, but It's not the end of the world.

Why did the Java developer wear glasses? Because he couldn't C#

If you use LinkedIn I feel bad for you son, I got 6.5 million passwords and yours is one

 http://heeeeeeeey.com/ 

Just launched, live from @arrrrcamp - http://t.co/HfnjuXm5 - Anvil, the app for Pow. Riot's first Mac app!

If you've had an iPhone 3G running iOS 4, you might like this: http://j.mp/d6KNM2 - pretty much spot-on.

"Xcode quit unexpectedly"

That's not entirely true.

OS X Cougar. The sexiest, most mature operating system yet.

I'm sad to announce that Bieber.ly has been shut down.

On a more positive note - my first Cease And Desist notice! Printing and framing.

Hammer for Mac -  http://hammerformac.com/ 

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code it, break it, build it, write it, test it, fix it, cap deploy it

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
PIZZA IS VEGETABLE

Breaking: Yahoo has acquired Yahoo and is shutting it down.

LinkedIn database compromised? Better change your passw..

No, listen, just cancel your account. You don't really use it anyway.

fork it clone it pull it tweak it fix it push it pull-request it

We should make a distributed open-source instagram clone. It'd be as successful as  http://app.net , diaspora, tent.io, identi.ca... oh.

Why does Steve Jobs wear turtlenecks?

Because suits have too many buttons.