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We can learn a lot from Roomba. If at first you don't succeed, turn 60 degrees and bash into the same wall again.
Patrick: "Just have to get all my ducks in a row."
Me: "I've actually got a certification in duck alignment."
Where do I need to go to get a team of singing, dancing waiters?
Ukulele playing is happiness. Dat G chord.
"Because I say so" is a sign of weakness, not a demonstration of power.
700mb of minecraft world file is approximately 22 BILLION blocks. Data is insane.
Dear employers, stop advertising your positions as Philadelphia, PA when you really mean Somewhere Fuckoff West of Philly.
This is the second time I've "won passes" to see a screening of a movie early and not actually won anything. Very disappoint.
Using Bing or Yahoo search isn't hip, it's dumb. It's like taking a winding gravel path just because the highway has 1 or 2 potholes.
Having a roomba is like having a 3-year old. If it breaks enough of your stuff, you sell it.
Undeniably nerdy and unbelievably girly. Rare like a shooting star, just not as lucky...