We can learn a lot from Roomba. If at first you don't succeed, turn 60 degrees and bash into the same wall again.

@jeb_ Did I do it good? :P http://t.co/LLSYfUyc

Why won't the internet tell me if @mc_frontalot is married?

...I'm asking for a friend... >.>

What happens if you shut a switched-on hairdryer in a box?  http://what-if.xkcd.com/35/ 

:DDDDDD @genericsteele pic.twitter.com/MSCJ7Nks

. @clarkekant and sex during menstruation (Lev 15:19) and short haircuts (Lev 19:27) and fortune tellers (Lev 19:31)

how to beat Tetris - @givetjadollar -  http://i.imgur.com/nGnCH.gif 

"Because I say so" is a sign of weakness, not a demonstration of power.

This is a graph of how ruined my tights are. pic.twitter.com/ukkWjjwzvP

Using Bing or Yahoo search isn't hip, it's dumb. It's like taking a winding gravel path just because the highway has 1 or 2 potholes.

Having a roomba is like having a 3-year old. If it breaks enough of your stuff, you sell it.

"Websites in the 1920's were really hard to use." -@amyhoy

Fact: 10% of educated peoples went to private schools, yet 44% of all loan defaults come from private school attendees. @therealroseanne

So majestic -  http://i.imgur.com/b3gcwM8.jpg 

Ermahgerd ert! @mswritten @cityraintunes @givetjadollar 

My @simcity modeled after @jacquefresco's Future City. A tour!  http://imgur.com/a/9hKKN 

There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

How many cats does it take to-D'AWWWWW!!! RT @jamster83  http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAQ2m-lCYAAPLQX.jpg …

"I don't believe the republicans can be against gay marriage and use so much hair product." @hipstrings

Can't stand websites that do this -  http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3u4t5i/