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People ask why I like this place so much, but take out the shit bits and you guys are alright, really. Nice tea. Good parties.
Times reportis on a new device that generates electricity using jaw movements. UK’s reserves of Galloway & Vaz expected to last until 2023
Supermarket Substitution Of The Day http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/09/13/supermarket-substitution-of-the-day/ … pic.twitter.com/SQGKb2g3nl
If you have no interest in the Apple event, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD mute me now.
Scottish referendum tabloid headline predictor:
Yes: 'Och Aye!'
No: 'Och Aye The No!'
I befriended a little kitty cat last night. I have named him/her Skanky. Skanky lifted his/her tail and showed me its bum. He/she likes me.
Imagine being that first guy who couldn't tell the difference between a bird and a plane and then it turned out to be a dude. Idiot.
It would be so good if the 'suspicious package' found at Luton Airport turns out to be a bottle of Campari
A joke about going to work on an egg means nothing to anybody except old people and even they have no idea why they are laughing.
I might not agree with everything Ricky Gervais says, but I will fight to the death not to have to hear it.
38 years old. Balding. 3 kids. Wife who's out of my league. Eat badly. Drink too much. Bloody hell. I'm Homer Simpson.
I'm sure I would feel much worse if I wasn't under such heavy sedation
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