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Putting the GCSEs on the family calendar. I'm not old enough for this stuff.
For lent, I'm giving up all hope.
This afternoon I thought I had written a song but it turned out to be 'Come on Eileen' by Dexys Midnight Runners.
Stop making me know what Edwina Currie is saying. She is irrelevant.
The UK's response to Russia's aggression is like a parent warning to count to 3 in that no one has a clue what happens when it gets to 3
Be warned Russia, there’ll be extremely tough sanctions. Will you stop trading with Russia? Trading? oh no but we’ll have very strong words.
Ukraine. Make sure your crises is kept centre stage by changing the country's name to Oscar.
I did that check your unfollowers thing. How DARE those bots unfollow me!
After waiting all week for my scan results, the doctor has just phoned and it's all-clear, Officially two years cancer-free now. Cheers x
Every room is a panic room when you've drank three Red Bulls and lost your Xanax.
Harman tweet response to Mail allegation seems v.badly judged. "They do sleaze too" is v.poor defence + sleazy pics v.diff from PIE links