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I'm so stupid, I've only just realised Voldemort isn't a pastry you eat at a funeral.
Just 5 more seeps unti I get my keyboar fixe
One month in America:
2 year old shoots his mother.
5 year old shoots his brother.
2 year old shoots himself.
Is there a problem, maybe?
Tough to see there's some lonely folk who actually care that a pissy tabloid trolled people over a pair of tits. Hope you get a hug soon x
When Galloway stands up and spouts his pompous rhetoric, just remember that scarlet onesie and him asking Rula Lenska: ‘Shall I be the cat?’
Well these so-called rescue dogs are shit, aren't they? Mine can't even climb a ladder, never mind drive a fire engine.
If we are not Facebook friends, you are truly missing out on my classic rants. I'm like a militant feminist old man, somehow.
"Fuck is up with the Lego Movie not getting nommed for best animated?" - Voltaire
I'm sorry the film you liked hasn't been nominated for an Oscar. It mustn't have been that good after all.
I'm sure I would feel much worse if I wasn't under such heavy sedation - I like to run for @NacoaUk
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