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Classier response from N Korea would have been to show Hollywood up by releasing a reboot of Prometheus that makes sense.
Perhaps you wouldn't be so short of breath if you would MAYBE STOP TALKING FOR 5 SECONDS?! Just a theory.
In London, you’re never more than six feet away from a ‘blogger’.
Someone in the year below me at school is apparently the deputy leader of Scottish labour.
I've cringed so much my back teeth are fused together
You don't know embarrassment until you have to watch a 2 man pantomime in your care home workplace.
Anyone says my kids' school hall wasn't the centre of the universe for the past hour, they'll have me to answer to.
I'd stick my head in the oven if it weren't for the fact that:
1. It's electric.
2. I haven't cleaned it for 10 years.
I'm sorry to hear that Nigel Farage has had his passage blocked by immigrants. No, you grow up.
Longer life-expectancy is a burdon on NHS resources. By reducing NHS funding, I've made this a self-resolving issue.
Somewhere in Pretoria Central prison Oscar Pistorious is weeping & asking himself why he didn't appoint Shrien Dewani's lawyer.
I'm sure I would feel much worse if I wasn't under such heavy sedation - I like to run for @NacoaUk
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