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A man who doesn't like a girl who drinks pints
A man pleasantly astonished by a girl who drinks pints?
In 2001 I confused Wheezer & Wheatus in front of a boy I fancied in a NY country club I worked in and it still wakes me in the dead of night
take me to church I'll something with the dog and I'll something your life, I'll sell you my skills and you can something my knife
Last night I encountered a special species of Bro. The John Grant Bro. They've been to Iceland & man alive do they want you to know about it
St Pancake. What a man. Happy St Pancake Cake everyone.
STOP SAYING CUPCAKES. THEY ARE BUNS. CATCH A HOLD OF YOURSELVES.
You should be allowed like 3 Mondays a yr where you're just allowed to say 'I fell down the stairs. Won't be in'. And everyone says 'grand'.
Interested in talking about: Jurassic Park, my Desert Island Discs. Dep Ed of @DailyEdge
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