#SteveTheCat is still missing in the Harold/Murtagh Rd area of Stoneybatter. He's wearing a red collar with a tag. pic.twitter.com/oemdxBs55G

This is for everyone having doubts about Gerry Adams' Twitter account pic.twitter.com/YVOuoemC

I'm not ashamed to admit my penchant for an aul watch of You've Got Mail http://t.co/mmRcZc9B (via @hellogiggles)

Just saw Brian May. "There's Brian May" I said, to Brian May.

Just poked someone on Facebook by mistake. Wish I was dead.

Celebrating my big brother's 40th in Lucan tomorrow. He once knocked me unconscious and thought I was dead and hid me under a bed

I thought Jedward both looked exactly like the one on the left, but the one on the right doesn't look like that at all #vinb #confused

I really wish I had a friend called Tadhg so I could say "way harsh Tadhg" to him all the time. Yo Tadhgs! Hit me up!

If you live in Stoneybatter and have a shed maybe could you check that our #SteveTheCat isn't stuck in there? Thanks pic.twitter.com/dEROJzxR8t

Our #SteveTheCat hasn't been seen since yesterday morn. If anyone around Harold Rd/Murtagh Rd sees him & his red collar please let us know

Mother has confessed that what we all thought was the 'good scissors' is actually only the middling scissors, and that she has a better pair

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I can't. (via @andgoseek) pic.twitter.com/vWcxBTa2tM

Am 100% with @andgoseek on this one. Mayo and garlic mayo are like chalk and cheese. Mayo is sick and wrong.

So @platinumjones has never had Hershey's Kisses before. His initial reaction? "They look like nips" pic.twitter.com/j5Bmts8Vte

@thepatrickwalsh Put a patch over one eye. Intensify the intrigue.

Hey @lenadunham, I've got 3/4 bottle of white wine and some dubious goats cheese. Come over. Dublin 7. Yours, Emer.

#SteveTheCat has been missing for more than 3 weeks from the Harold Rd area of Stoneybatter. Please keep an eye out pic.twitter.com/VMPuIj7XYY

My list of people who are on my list which is not a good list is up to 29:  http://wp.me/p15iom-7D 

@annalaerke @carolgertrude She's a fierce ride.