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Yes I just watched Winnie the Pooh. Yes I want to drink honey right now.
I wish I worked at a women's magazine. Piece a cake: You're fat, you're ugly, you're broke, &men don't wanna fuck you. READ THIS &WIN.
Food so messy I took my shirt off to eat it.
I'm on some drugs &in a bath alone. About to text all of you how much I love you. I hope I don't drop my phone! That woud kill the vibe.
Fuck TNT, this broad knows drama!
Then I remember my motivation & I want cake.
"I got a sequel to Cult Classic 1, it's called Cult Classic: The Sequel." - Only, my favorite rapper. So good with words.
Fuck you, person who invented mornings.
Why is my bed the most comfortable in the morning?!
Okay. I absolutely *have* to be productive today.