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I would seriously snog whoever helped developed the iPhone calculator out of sincere gratitude
I haven't been this miserable since yesterday
The japanese guy is now telling us his wife is boring and can't remember how old his son is! .... Worst husband EVER
Omg star struck by my Inner Pre teen geekness, just met a guy who was ranked number 70th in the world at half life! Yeah buddy!
China is only winning in the Olympics because they made all the equipment
I miss my dogs, my friends, three hole plug sockets, heated hair rollers and drinking out of taps
1 hours sleep, up at the crack of dawn to get a boat to an island off vietnam & it aint happening! ..the reason...theres a typhoon going on!
I take my problems with a grain of salt...a slice of lime..and a shot of tequila
This girl is so sunburnt i feel like I should educate her on the difference between lying on a beach & a George foreman
I can promise your not thug with your phone bumping beats out of your pocket. Go away
This 18 hour bus journey to Laos is beyond killing me! #givemestrength
I've come to realize that what doesn't kill me makes me funnier
Add me on Skype emmatrotmandickenson and buy me diamonds an horses #rinsingguys
Champagne swigging gypsy pirate, Narcissistic, Hedonistic & have a bad case of Peter Pan syndrome Management: @VDL_Models