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My boyfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing.. Apparently, "Heating your dinner" was not the right answer. xD
If I have 12 pieces of bacon and you take 5 of them, what do you have? Thats right, three broken fingers and a black eye..
Remember, anyone can love you when the sun is shining. During the thunder storms and the lightning is where you learn who cares about you.
Life is like toilet paper... Either your on a roll.. or you're taking shit from some asshole.
B4 sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; In life, no one helps you once your fucked.
Its gay... Foxes are touching.. #Foxes
Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
The Canine Chaos of a wolf named Havoc. Never Go to War, Especially with Yourself.