RT @thatmagicbloke: The Olympic opening ceremony starts at 1900. The USA team plan to turn up at 1941, and then claim outright victory.

@muskrat_john The saddest thing about being a parent of a 5- and 8-year-old is that they no longer watch Jack's Big Music Show.

How big is a blue whale? Browse a life-size portrait here: http://tinyurl.com/2les3k

As soon as a huge D&D geek hits the lotto we will have minor league sports teams like these: http://tinyurl.com/2595f6g

How I WISH the playoffs had played out this year: http://tinyurl.com/37eou7r

@carriep Something from the Jinx women's collection, maybe? http://tinyurl.com/6f6q3q
I suggest the login/password panties.

@carriep A history of resaurant reviews:: http://ow.ly/14gDc

21 different accents in 2 and a half minutes. Amazing! http://bit.ly/R354O

Dear Heaven on a swizzle stick! This is I why I still watch the Muppets at 36! http://bit.ly/8Iw2Su

Tweeting for 1 year, 1 month, 5 days, 3 hours, 14 minutes, 59 seconds (October 8, 2008). How about you? http://bit.ly/eC942

RT @neilhimself: For all of you doing NaNoWriMo, or just writing a book: http://bit.ly/jvSNO the letter of encouragement I wrote 2yrs ago.

You can tell that this baby's parents have done a good job: http://bit.ly/LAmwX

@carriep The AV Club interviews Alton: http://bit.ly/498iH

@carriep Choclate cake for breakfast??

For fun, and short, time-waster, try: http://epeebill.mybrute.com Bonus: You get to beat me up!