I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?



Two more bullets.

Twitter is a text message service to the voices in your head .

5 followers 100 followers 6000 followers 150,000 followers .......

You gonna die alone 

Life is the lack of ability to kill yourself

I use silver bullets on everybody

Justin Bieber should be the next Bond girl

I don't like the way you breathe

I'm in my panic room and there is no alcohol ....this is useless

I am so emotionally unavailable if I ever get the death sentence I will choose the 
firing squad just to feel something.

The secret of life is to be ready for death

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer!

I am marking notches on my wrists to measure my progress in therapy

I came from a family of crash test dummies

Facebook-the fifties
Twitter-the sixties

My success story and my self destruction story are the same story

I've been in a Sexual roleplay I was the boss she was the secretary.
At the end my cock was full off paper cuts.

I am hiding my intentions in plain sight and my samurai sword under the counter

Drug sniffing dogs should wear name tags!!

SOPA should build quarantine camps for all American idol and x factor contestants.