RT @nystoopmama: Those NYU nurses who carried newborns down 9 flights of dark stairs while hand-pumping respirators are magnificent heroes.

THIS!! RT @chaddarnell: Jodie came from a different time. When she was in college, a man shot the President... (cont)  http://tl.gd/kn8adh 

Now I need brain bleach. RT @sunshinemommy: Hulk Hogan has a sex tape?! Ewwwww

Once a clueless idiot, always a clueless idiot.

Awesome!! RT @breakingnews: Episcopal Church becomes biggest US church to bless gay unions - @msnbc http://t.co/frYusoi5

#FF @bandback2gether @mommahopeful @walkingborder @forever_trust @elaineinvain @b303tilly @mushroomprint

WHOO-HOO!!! We are down to ONE car payment!!!!

@stellagmaddox That's why I use baking soda and water....and apple cider vinegar to condition.

Hey dumbasses...NASA didn't announce a worldwide blackout on the 21st either. RESEARCH BEFORE YOU POST.

RT @caissie: Any politician who advocated to cut disaster relief $ & is now asking for them should have 2 accept a giant novelty check on TV

Wow...same walk I will be in! RT @orlandosentinel: Ann #Romney to walk in breast #cancer fundraiser in Orlando.  http://thesent.nl/RYJieE 

If you've been fired from every teaching job you've had, it's not likely I give a shit what your opinion on my kid's homework is.

*SIGH* The misconceptions GOP supporters believe is unreal. How about looking into stuff rather than blindly believing?

If you have nothing better to do than spread lies about someone over the Internet, you need to get a fucking life.

Three years ago, our tiny little girl was born an angel. Mommy and Daddy think of you often. We love and miss you always.

I hate when friends start selling stuff like Mary Kay and then they pressure you into buying it. No thanks, I'm happy with Oil of Olay.

This shows how wonderful Becky is. RT @mommywantsvodka: Our Swan Song - a letter to the man who had married me: http://t.co/zO70UwbF

OK, WHERE is my email to sign up for the Passholder new Fantasyland preview????

@bee_bonnie If only I could afford to go shopping!

RIP Helen Gurley Brown...a true pioneer for women and hilarious to boot!