@Erinmack's (EMack) most faved Tweets...
L: i think i might be pregnant again.
Me: oh no!!!
L: .....
Me: oh...OH, you're happy about it?
L: ...
Me: (awkward) yay!
L: ...
Me: oh no!!!
L: .....
Me: oh...OH, you're happy about it?
L: ...
Me: (awkward) yay!
L: ...
i'm figuring from the "no jeans no sneakers" email from my boss-to-be that i'll be wearing a lot of sweatpants and flip flops.
just took off my bra after hiking and 8 mosquito bodies fell out. tonight's game of guess the real nipple is gonna be real fun/itchy.
there is something so special about the first night you pass out drunk on your bathroom floor at your new home.
my cleavage says i'm in a perky mood, but my face warns of impending thunder. choose your place of eye contact very wisely.
Am struck by how much panty hose that are 1" too short change your stride. Kind of understand balls now.
"aunt erin is mean cause she told me i can't walk in the street while cars are driving really fast."
"i changed my mind. now you can."
"i changed my mind. now you can."
dear new nephew: welcome to the world! this might be a little early, but just fyi - you dont have to be republican like your parents.
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i should call and accept the job BEFORE i drink the bottle of wine. this forethought skill might be why they think i'm great. or my tits.
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"Baby you're like a convertible: the best days are when you get to take your top off." He is the used car salesman of romance.
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"we have this extra mirror. i can hang it up for you. maybe near your makeup? for, like, if you ever wanted to wear any."
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wine popsicles. i could admit to drunkenly forgetting the wine bottle put in the freezer last night, or just accept this for the gift it is.
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so apparently i'm going gray. fine. i'm fine with it. at least someone in this relationship still has hair. ZING!
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i'm getting ready for work. for the first time in five months. i wonder if their tv is as big as ours.
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