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I’m drunk enough. Time to do some PHP.
Leyla: “How do you spell giraffe?”
Siri: “The answer is marijuana.”
How to troll my inlaws and half of my dad’s family in one simple tweet…
PHP: today’s reason to drink before noon.
I ate a bunch of crêpes tonight. A crêpeton if you will.
My four year old is running a VCR. That’s her generation’s steampunk.
I've had nothing but booze and coffee all year. I should probably rectify that. Or just drink more coffee.
My stock broker’s website makes me feel like I’m in Vegas.
Just had my first exploding bottle of home brew cider. My day started with a bang.
Good news: I got paid today. Bad news: I don’t have nearly enough work to stay afloat. Being self employed is hard.