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I’m drunk enough. Time to do some PHP.
Wherein my daughter gets a standing ovation from the cast for shouting “start the fucking movie” halfway through the previews.
Leyla: “How do you spell giraffe?”
Siri: “The answer is marijuana.”
Portland drinking game: every time there’s a boil notice, take a drink
How to troll my inlaws and half of my dad’s family in one simple tweet…
PHP: today’s reason to drink before noon.
I ate a bunch of crêpes tonight. A crêpeton if you will.
My four year old is running a VCR. That’s her generation’s steampunk.
I've had nothing but booze and coffee all year. I should probably rectify that. Or just drink more coffee.