Days without falling for a @snipeyhead trap: 0.

OH: "I'm why Daddy drinks. Dave said so." /cc @dwiskus

My four year old is running a VCR. That’s her generation’s steampunk.

@iseemicrobes I imagine @mattgemmell as the Santa Clause of Whiskey Wednesdays.

I've had nothing but booze and coffee all year. I should probably rectify that. Or just drink more coffee.

@iseemicrobes "Daddy, it's Calvin! It's Calvin. It's Calvin! Put a heart on it." // @crystald_ayala

@iseemicrobes science is sexy.

@iseemicrobes Whiskey Wednesday is everywhere, everyday, as long as it's in your heart, er, glass.

Granola bars are the enemy of moderation and self restraint.

My daughter has ten times more in the bank than I do. It’s not money laundering, it’s saving for college.

Accidentally stayed up all night making things with nodejs. I need to find a way to do this during the daytime.

Playing guitar with my daughter singing along. Nothing else matters today.

Tomorrow I finally get to meet my ex fiancé’s dad. “Hi, I got your daughter pregnant. She left me, tried to murder me, then left me again.”

Eugene beer, Portland pizza, moon Nazis. This should be an interesting party.

Screw packing. I’ll just buy more clothes tomorrow in California.

Here’s to you, guy driving the wrong way on I-5. I hope I have that much fun later tonight.

Told my friend that a seven char lowercase word isn’t a good password. Noticed the hash change in the database. His new password? “Bastard.”

Hey @dlink, what’s the point of setting an admin password on your router if save_configuration.cgi gives it out to anyone, unauthenticated?

I will buy a beer for whoever writes the first @batdrance / @eviijustin slashfic. Two beers if they promise to never make me read it.

The later it is, the more I swear in CPLog()… http://t.co/jOGcEkKB