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If I eat this two pound sheet of fudge, the most I can gain is two pounds. That’s how it works, right?
I’m drunk enough. Time to do some PHP.
My kid’s school finally changed their wifi password. Goodbye fast Internet at the playground.
Wherein my daughter gets a standing ovation from the cast for shouting “start the fucking movie” halfway through the previews.
Leyla: “How do you spell giraffe?”
Siri: “The answer is marijuana.”
I need more friends who have nothing to do with:
a) software development,
b) Rocky fucking horror
Portland drinking game: every time there’s a boil notice, take a drink
How to troll my inlaws and half of my dad’s family in one simple tweet…
PHP: today’s reason to drink before noon.
I ate a bunch of crêpes tonight. A crêpeton if you will.
My four year old is running a VCR. That’s her generation’s steampunk.