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My four year old is running a VCR. That’s her generation’s steampunk.
I've had nothing but booze and coffee all year. I should probably rectify that. Or just drink more coffee.
Granola bars are the enemy of moderation and self restraint.
My daughter has ten times more in the bank than I do. It’s not money laundering, it’s saving for college.
Accidentally stayed up all night making things with nodejs. I need to find a way to do this during the daytime.
Playing guitar with my daughter singing along. Nothing else matters today.
Tomorrow I finally get to meet my ex fiancé’s dad. “Hi, I got your daughter pregnant. She left me, tried to murder me, then left me again.”
Eugene beer, Portland pizza, moon Nazis. This should be an interesting party.
Screw packing. I’ll just buy more clothes tomorrow in California.
Here’s to you, guy driving the wrong way on I-5. I hope I have that much fun later tonight.
Told my friend that a seven char lowercase word isn’t a good password. Noticed the hash change in the database. His new password? “Bastard.”