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I'm never going to censor my thoughts for any person or setting
I'd like to take this time to congratulate Whitney Houston for being three months sober #GoYou
I believe the worst acronym in the world is #FUPA
Some people just shouldn't have children. Unfortunately I graduated with a lot of those people... and they have children.
I'm a firm believer that everything I say should be retweeted.
The pope's quitting. Said he wanted to spend more time with the kids.
I don't have enough sleeveless Ed Hardy shirts
Black girls who dye their hair red look retarded
Just an asshole pretending to be an important asshole. Also, I have a picture of @Hullzoc as my avatar