@irespectfemales Your tweets are embarrassing. You should feel embarrassed.

@bill_nye_tho @bob_ross_tho It's funny how "_______ tho" is becoming its own genre.

Was I dreaming or did @claytondeth say his favorite Dostoyevsky book was "War and G" this weekend?

If I described someone's appearance as "looking like they love anime", would you know what I am talking about?

I'M HERE IN EVANSVILLE, IN, THE FESTERING EPICENTER OF THE GLOBAL FATDEMIC. YOU CAN BARELY HEAR MY VOICE OVER THE SOUND OF RAMPANT DIABETES!

#ff that ass in the mall @claytondeth

Last night me and @claytondeth found and actual wolf pack of puppies to pet.

Jerry Sandusky has no chance with his jury. 12 adults will never get him off! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #Me

@seinfeld2000, @love_that_goku and the original @bill_nye_tho are the trifecta of epic Twitter comedy

@seinfeld2000 I love you Seinfeld 2000 you are great at tweets

 http://qkme.me/3tonvw  @claytondeth

@claytondeth I think Karl Marx said this

Beware of Twitter user at Clayton Deth

Idiot --> @mikerossi34: How does gonzaga lose to Wichita state #wtf #bracketisfucked

I'm watching a show that is a tournament for sandwiches.

Please unfollow me if you don't like some Alice In Chains

The coolest thing a person can do is have a loud conversation about how much money they spend at Sports

I jrank bier.

“@claytondeth: May be my finest moment as a teen pic.twitter.com/NCA4jytV” This truly is your magnum opus.

I really want a tattoo of a basketball with some angel wings