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Visiting my parents this weekend. They do things one way, but I do them another!
#FF Someone else in my obnoxious clique that you're not allowed to be a part of.
Retweeting my followers' responses to me. I'm popular and inspiring!
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Forcing this tweet. Way too hard. Instead of just waiting for a good one to happen. #hashtagaspunchline #makingitworse #makeitstop #ugh #no
Congratulations! Instead retweeting your great tweet to potentially tens of thousands of followers, here's a useless trophy!
#FF @chrisserico, because he's me. [No, really.] http://t.co/XrOnSahS
hey guys BIG NEWS [My real name is @chrisserico, and here's the story of ETE: http://t.co/XrOnSahS]
@dannyzuker DAMMIT WHY DID I WASTE MY TROPHY ON YOUR TWEET THAT DIDN'T COMPLIMENT ME
@sucittam @sbellelauren @yoyoha @sween @fart @ambertozer @rexhuppke @chasemit @tigersgoroooar @tweetbonerapp DUMB REPLY-ALL /THANKS BONERGUY
@everytweet_ever I hope everyone sees the humor in talking to myself! You're hilarious.
RT @favstaroftheday Congrats [person egotistical enough to RT this]! [Someone who craves a thank-you] picked your tweet as Tweet of the Day.
[Instagram photo of myself because me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me also me]
[Let's play EveryTrophy_Ever! You have 10 min. to @-reply me with the most cliché trophy-winning tweet & use the hashtag #everytrophyever!]
Pretty much every tweet you have already seen and will ever see. All of you could stand to be a little more creative. Created and written by @ChrisSerico.
