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Four days until my birthday day... oh Dammit I'm a dad, my birthday stopped being meaningful years ago!
Most stoner problems involve weed: where did I put my? Did I smoke all my? Who has? Do I smell like? But it's never "He died from..."
Why don't they make alarm clocks that wake you up with oral sex? #StonedGenius
That's *scratches neck* right. if you RT I'll give you a shoutout.*scratches shoulder* I just need a little RT man. Just to hold me over
Oral, anal, fuck, weed, boobs, bacon and.... hashtag. If this doesn't get a RT my Twitter is broken!
I'm waiting for the weed fairy drops a pound of Loud in my stocking instead. And Santa best not eat my cookies!
Marijuana: because I want you to repeat that again and again.
Fuck you need a bio for! If you like what I putting out there come burn one with your hippie!