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Why don't they make alarm clocks that wake you up with oral sex? #StonedGenius
Oral, anal, fuck, weed, boobs, bacon and.... hashtag. If this doesn't get a RT my Twitter is broken!
I'm waiting for the weed fairy drops a pound of Loud in my stocking instead. And Santa best not eat my cookies!
Marijuana: because I want you to repeat that again and again.
If I'm not allowed to #masturbate in public, then how am I supposed to test out this fucking aisle of lotion?
#HippieNinja we hit it from the back #Believer in #God #Logic and #Reason and #MMJ. #Team420 #Scorpio. Follow my ex-wife @Sexy_Hippie_420. #DAD of Two