"@stonergirlprob1: i want a blunt and head.." Don't we all

W_a_k_e_n_B_a_k_e 4 @prncessbubblgum @wesmokemaryjane @urneck_allkrazy @upindaskies @thc_1983 @shesmokespot @missmota420 @hippiegirlprobs

#Follow my top #stoners @closetstoner420 @hcs_puffguera @hippiegirlprobs @missmaryxxx @mymaria_ @nancy_potwin @smokeituplady @shesmokespot

Why don't they make alarm clocks that wake you up with oral sex? #StonedGenius

#FF #HippieLuv 2 @peace_n_beats @nancy_potwin @adam_medel420 @urneck_allkrazy @malchione @sergiowalls @gdoc362 @daygo_og_619 @bearded_stoner

#PPP to @closetstoner420 @fazyluck @hcs_puffguera @hippiegirlprobs @missmota420 @mymaria_ @nancy_potwin @toneysciacca http://t.co/lR5xc6Kc

#IfItWasntForTwitter No @bearded_stoner @fazyluck @hcs_puffguera or @nancy_potwin. I mean damn the chair people

These #prettyPotheads are making my computer flustered. From @hcs_puffguera @nancy_potwin @hippiegirlprobs to @magenspeer. #CalmDownNHitThis

U aren't #hippie like @99_overall @legalzecannabis @prncessbubblgum @nancy_potwin @thc_1983 @samiadgaf @mymaria_ @missmota420 @missmaryxxx

#S/O the #HippieHotties #shotgund the L @hcs_puffguera @hippiegirlprobs @magenspeer @missmaryxxx @missmota420 @mymaria_ @nancy_potwin

@bongnation420 I had to leave her alone for a bit. Hit her hard for me. #DrugAbuse

Oral, anal, fuck, weed, boobs, bacon and.... hashtag. If this doesn't get a RT my Twitter is broken!

I'm waiting for the weed fairy drops a pound of Loud in my stocking instead. And Santa best not eat my cookies!

Marijuana: because I want you to repeat that again and again.

#StonerNation This is my ninjas for sure @bongnation420 @tdotjdot420  http://instagr.am/p/RlTmfHnbGd/ 

The best thing I can say to a stoner is "I'm waiting for you to spark!" But I'm waiting to roll @bongnation420 a fresh blunt. #HippieHomies

"@bongnation420: I'll be with my bongs. At least they don't judge or subtweet or get mad at me." Wish mine would subtweet me

If I'm not allowed to #masturbate in public, then how am I supposed to test out this fucking aisle of lotion?

#TwitterNameStories My ex was bit by a stranger. I hit her over the head and drive off yelling, "We're thru bitch! I'm @not_zombie_prey!"

#TwitterNameStories I tried hitting on this beautiful woman, with weed. She said no but took the L. I asked why. Oh she's a @lesbianhippie