@pattonoswalt You do know what rape is, right? It's not a type of cake.

And, because they all used to be on an awesome show together, #FF: @thepaulcampbell, @ryanbelleville, and @lauren_ash.

That last letter on @made_of_fail that said there's no all inclusive geek community... yeah there is. It's called @made_of_fail!

... I'll be in my bunk!  http://instagr.am/p/WykTwaONFP/ 

@rachelmillman Yeah, but Patton Oswalt defended Daniel Tosh so maybe this is the karmic balance restoring itself?

#contextisfortheweak RT @missmircea: Spending time with family. So glad I shaved my cooch!

@made_of_fail Please record just how many times the NOES *spit* remake makes you facepalm. For science.

@lauren_ash ... BOOYAH!

@lauren_ash ... well, corn is delicious.

.@anamariecox ... so many slash fics just happened.

@txvoodoo @dukestjournal My ribs are now bruised and broken from laughter.

@ryanbelleville Bless!

@txvoodoo Well obviously. This rally is really important to Romney and screw everyone else!

@thehoyboy_ You found that out the hard way too, huh?

@thehoyboy_ They won't let you wear that. It identifies a particular candidate and says vote... I don't know why I know that.

@sistersome That's a trick question because they both sound equally awesome!

@lauren_ash You know in his little kitty head he's humming the jaws theme.

@gookygox Especially Big Bird. You know some five year old is going to knife Romney in the parking lot afterward.

@lauren_ash Hell yeah! It's pretty much the only reason we invented 3am.

@lauren_ash That's hot.