Day 15: Santa's List #EGTAdventCalendar http://t.co/tznfWoZj

http://tapthatguy.com/ is my new favourite website. I shall be using it muchly.

Apple store Genius’ are arrogant cunts aren’t they? The one I had an appointment with was desperate to out-geek me. Bitch please!

Meeting doodles. http://t.co/j5ze3J7e

Siri is amazing… RT @aral: Siri, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? http://t.co/mlZgyM5E

french office based pixel art... awesome http://t.co/Wzpev3D

All this talk about men's semi's at wimbledon is getting me excited!

For fans of my office sandwich lady who writes messages on my bananas, check out my new site: http://bananamsgs.tumblr.com/ #BananaMessage

Is it a bird? is it a plane? No, it's EvilGayTwin... - http://twitpic.com/k34sb

Dropping anchor http://twitpic.com/bszqs

Drunk http://yfrog.us/57na2z http://yfrog.us/0xo4hz

Recorded this earlier whilst round @flidmasters... Jubjub was in a snappy mood tonight! http://twitvid.com/22E67

the sandwich lady gave me a huge 9 inch long banana today. Makes my eyes water just looking at it! Also reminded me of an ex-boyfriend!

"RUBBERDUCKZILLA!!!!" - http://rubberduckzilla.com/

I wish people at work would stop asking me questions... CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO KELLY CLARKSON!!! *how rude*

OH - Child: "Mum can we go in McDonalds?" Mum: "Do you want the kids at school to call you fat?" Child: "No" Mum: "Then no McDonalds!"

What's the point of "Baby on Board" car signs? It is not as if I choose who I crash into.

walked past a hot guy on the stairs who smelt amazing. now I have the horn.

Star Trek was AAAAAAMMMMMAAAZZZIIINNNG! 9.9/10

Also, it’s Star Trek day #SpockMeSpockMe