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Apple store Genius’ are arrogant cunts aren’t they? The one I had an appointment with was desperate to out-geek me. Bitch please!
All this talk about men's semi's at wimbledon is getting me excited!
the sandwich lady gave me a huge 9 inch long banana today. Makes my eyes water just looking at it! Also reminded me of an ex-boyfriend!
I wish people at work would stop asking me questions... CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO KELLY CLARKSON!!! *how rude*
OH - Child: "Mum can we go in McDonalds?" Mum: "Do you want the kids at school to call you fat?" Child: "No" Mum: "Then no McDonalds!"
What's the point of "Baby on Board" car signs? It is not as if I choose who I crash into.
after 2 weeks away from him, I just had a lovely evening cuddled up on the sofa with the boyfriend watching a film. I missed him.
Proud of Tom Daley. Yes, it’s not a massive surprise, but he was brave to finally come out.
I'm Stuart. I'm 31 years old, 5'11, 160lbs and there's two of me. British, Code Monkey, Caveman, Foodie, Wannabe Artist, Mac, Chocolaholic and a massive Bumder.