Wow @ravens, Anquan Boldin for a 6th round pick? Even the computer in Madden wouldn't have accepted that trade

Brittney Griner scores 50 pts in tonight's game, but had to leave early due to a sore right testicle

The Ravens have been cutting more people than Ray Lewis

Jets make two trades:

Revis to TB for draft picks

Mark Sanchez to McDonald's for a large fry and a milkshake

Who wins NBA Finals?

RT for Spurs

Punch yourself in the face for Heat

BREAKING: Brittney Griner is questionable for tonight's game due to an injured penis

Geez, my bracket has more x's than Taylor Swift

Good thing Mike Rice wasn't the bowling team coach

BREAKING: Andy Reid downloads Candy Crush, eats phone

Browns trade Colt McCoy to 49ers for a pack of ketchup and every season of Lost on DVD

"After review, Manu Ginobili was not fouled, the call on the field stands...TD Seahawks"

Yu Darvish is pitching a perfect game...against the Astros...throwing underhand...with a softball...with his non-throwing arm

Tim Tebow has made it to a second round interview at Home Depot

Report says that Mark Sanchez was so upset at the Jets for drafting Geno Smith that he threw his remote at his TV and missed it by 6 feet

James Harrison was fined $10k for signing his contract too hard

Spurs = Chris Brown

Heat = Rihanna

This is creepy:

If you add up the dates of the Cowboys games and then divide them by 2 and subtract 4 you'll see that Tony Romo sucks

What's even worse is that Jon Gruden thinks that Green Bay is 6,000 miles from Seattle

Detroit is the dirtiest place Reggie Bush has been since Kim Kardashian

Lil Wayne in hospital from seizure after finally hearing himself rap