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It's like the earth is full GO HOME.
Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Taking the psycho path to Target.
“The less I needed, the better I felt.”
"When I think of all the books still left for me to read, I am certain of further happiness."
I fucking hate people.
The greatest achievement is selflessness.
#YoMomma has a fat cooter cat.
Where do I park my donkey? Ugh Walmart #cursed
Some days you just got to create your own sunshine.
It's wrong to think we cannot change; we will never be able to develop by putting ourselves down.
Thank god the Easter tweets are dunzo. Fuck man. I never wanted to sock a fetus soooooo bad.
Leave her huge sized areolas out of this.
Every kiss begins with a roofie laced drink.
Dang, that dude is too legit.
Banning the bra can be a big flop.
Awhh my brother got me an owl necklace.
Driving to the store around Christmas time sucks yuh balls bee.
Owls. Yoga. Earth sign. Music. Groooovy baby. I am interested in your thoughts. ☾