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In hell we get to read all inspirational tweets on billboards then laugh about it while we drink and stab each other.
I'm not here to be an asshole, I'm here to entertain some.
It's ok, your inner evil needs love too.
So no one has taken over the world yet? Good. I have a drinking plan.
I've learned how to do the new twitter.
And it's fantastic. Like..... Your...... Mother.....
Alcohol is not the answer, unless the question is what is life?
Sometimes not all the times but sometimes, I just get drunk to smile. Just sometimes not all the times.
I'm pretty sure it's Canadian history month too. If I'm not mistaken.
Your vagina isn't doing anything. And you're just here reading this tweet.
Why do you have a vagina?
Silently whispers to my liver "it's not your fault."
Be the type of human that when your hand touches the bottle your demons say "OH SHIT, THEY'RE DRINKING AGAIN!"
It's not my fault you don't exist, nor your tweets.
Im not your favorite. It'll sink in.
This is therapy. With a jury.
I happened to like stupid humans for some unusual reason.
I'll let you know when you can use your feelings again. Put it back in the corner and make yourself a drink.
If you wake up and realize you didn't drink enough, that's because beer is not alcohol.
When do we get back to talking about bacon, alcohol and feelings?
I'd rather christmas classics and chill.
I enjoy tweeters with no feelings. They're like fucking zombies.
Your feelings are not allowed here. http://favstar.fm/users/ExploringUrMind__
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