@uberfacts what a politically loaded observation, no shit regulations cost less under Bush. He wasn't regulating anything.

Will somebody get me a drink? I’m shaking like Michael J Fox on a washing machine over here.

Wikipedia puts Bengal tiger population at about 2500 worldwide. I’m putting the population of Bengals fans at roughly half that. #endangered

I havent been this Athens homesick for awhile. I'd literally kiss those bricks right now...and yes, i'd use tongue. #Athens #Brocat4Life

I’m sick of the growing notion that you must carry a weapon to be safe in this country.

Cincinnati man arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public for the 4th time. Classic Cincy.

Eye contact through the slits of a bathroom stall is the worst kind of eye contact.

ESPN laying off hundreds in order to free enough capital to actually purchase Tim Tebow.

@tonygrossi If Weeden were to die his hair something other than red, would it translate on the football field?

Masterson is god damn beautiful! Someone shine his head!

Anthony Cromartie is having a rough day.

“He drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a whisky drink.” - my Chumbawumba remix

It's baffling how stupid some people can be. Go to your room, Armonty.

Everyone should read Tony Grossi's 'I didnt get what I want' post-draft parallel universe mock draft.

Whenever I hear ‘Churchill Downs’ I think of Winston Churchill with Down's Syndrome.

Carry on, people.

Gambling degenerates! Harken to me! Which horses look good for this weekend? Daddy needs a new pair of ass-less chaps.

After seeing Ygritte naked I’m going to need some time in my room by myself.

@ryincbus Take your optimism and go sit in timeout.

If anyone wants to come over we’ll be drinking scotch and crying. Cheese and crackers will be served.

Any good pitching prospects in the California penal leagues?