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Ladies just remember while your giving birth.....you said no to anal because it would hurt.
Your face offends me. Stop that shit
Dear God: Give us back Bob Marley and we will trade you a Beiber.
The highest compliment anyone can ever pay you is jealousy.
Pregnancy Advice: A Stork might bring you a baby but a Swallow never will.
I liked you. I got over it
I saw your vagina on the menu at Arby's. It was over priced.
Thats a lovely shade of whore, it brings out the daddy issues in your eyes.
Ive learned from twitter that everyone is either a comedian or a whore
Got on twitter for the crazy bitches. Found crazy bitches. Getting the fuck off twitter
Stop Rting bullshit about Swag on my timeline. Toolbags trying to impress people talk about Swag. Men just get shit done.
Its hard as fuck to wait for the right person in your life when the wrong ones do all the right stuff.
Will fuck for RTs
I got 99 problems and bitches are most of em
Attention Douche Bags: Stop hitting your women. This shit is ridiculous. Sincerely, MEN
I just want a simple date where we go out to dinner and fuck in the restroom
Unfortunately shaking your head like an etcha-sketch don't erase shit.
Nothing says fuck you like a good throat punch #TeamThroatPunch
When 3 people have sex its a threesome, when two people have sex its a twosome....must be why they call me handsome.
Dont comprimise your self respect. Never kiss an ass thats shitting on you.
#TeamThroatPunch we punch throats and fuck bitches and stuff. (Comedy account) KiK - EyeHeartSluts