Damn, girl. I can't wait to go home and write a Missed Connections post on Craigslist about u.

Fuck the ending of The Breakfast Club. Ally Sheedy, don't worry baby. You don't gotta wear a dress 4 me. I love u 4 who u is :')

Damn, girl. I like the way you take your shoes and your belt off at the security checkpoint in da airport. U r so graceful.

A comedy about Morrissey & Lucha Libre featuring moi? Que? Check us out. You can help get it made  http://bit.ly/10LkNnB 

Happy 5 years to @dapswebsite. There's Wu Tang, and there's DAPS. lol, don't know what else Staten is cool for. Ur mad.

Semester At Sea was the illest Road Rules season, dude.

don't u dare type 2 me in all caps

Criterion Collection: Good Burger

Sweetheart, you are what you are.

Y'all talkin shit if you think Selena is a bad movie.

Sick of bitch niggas puttin Kelly Kapowski on a pedestal. Lisa Turtle is the GOAT chick.

Got my free @mlw dvd in the mail. Thanks @courtbauer! Stacked card with La Parka, Hidaka, Lynn, Punk, Tanaka, Funk, etc etc. Amazin'!

@mlw @courtbauer I'm surprised this K-dawg music video hasn't been exploited on the podcast yet. Check those shorts!  http://bit.ly/RULhAl 

Sign says 10 minute oil changes, but I've been waiting for like 15. :'(

Yo momma so nice, bitch made me a stack of pancakes like this high.

What does the internet think of me?  http://bit.ly/YRMoog 

Yeah, but don't knock me for never trying In-N-Out, dawg.

Daps shoot #tbt  http://instagr.am/p/VJ-FuXDMQ_/ 

@madsryann proof, plz

@senatorrh I see you're all about throwing caution to the wind.