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*accidentally squeezes stress ball into diamond*
Oh. We've got one of THOSE bus drivers. You know the ones who don't stop unless you yell. I'd imagine they're a nightmare in bed.
why don't middle aged women just shave off their beards? That always makes ME look ten years younger anyway
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the beholder is trying to wash it out with cold water because beauty is irritating his vision
If we're going to World War 3, can we do it before exams? And before Transformers 4 comes out?
Nostalgia actually hurts me I have no idea it makes me feel so uncomfortable & upset and that's why I assaulted those workers at Disneyland
STOP PALESTINE ISREAL STOP! The real enemies are those lists comparing former child actors to their adult selves. *solves crises*
Hell hath no fury like a middle class middle aged lady when the rules are being broken
At first I was all like, Yeah, I'm awake! But now I'm like yeah I'm awake
It's been less than 5 hours since I finished college and I've already bookmarked "Google" on my Google chrome browser. Life falling apart.
Part of the reason I don't go for relationships is all the relationship quotes shitting on the internet, they make that shit look like work
Can't tell if I'm hungover or just sick of your ship. No, wait, deffo hungover *vomits*
Gareth's magical tips for pro-the-morning-after cleanup: Arson and tears
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