@sammyhuntington What if your balls had nipples? #Breasticles

Not to be racist or anything, but all frat boys look the same

I'm playing bingo at an American Legion Hall #ItIsWeirderThanIAmLettingOn

@troy_rudolph It is a sad TV week for nerds everywere! #VSeries #BreakingIn #Smallville #HumanTarget and #SGU

@alldavesfault My friend Rob is looking forward to seeing the film finished. He was in The Elephant Man, so #OldSchool nerds love you too!

@alldavesfault thanks, insomnia can be productive :) also, that's a knit pattern for a pillow. This is cross stitch  https://www.dropbox.com/s/vgyg45vbeq6rt7j/Alien-2.pdf …

@alldavesfault say What???? Wow, I must be stuck in the 80’s… all I remember is how they smelled & their stickers..mmmm #NotLikeSkeletor

@ibenreed great minds slack alike :)

@myvogonpoetry I Should Be Wearing Pants #firstdaybackfilms

*Le Sigh* #SGU

Losing your mind is a lot like losing your keys. 1) No one is totally surprised 2) We've all done it at least once or twice. #Humanity

@christinareese I just imagine it being a 12yr old, crush those dreams!

@terilynns Gina Davis as Gimly! LOLOLOLOLOL!

ME: What is #FallingSkies? @shaunlorrain: That scifi show. #SoDiscriptive

Someone showed his grandma a pot muffin so she could see what it smelled like & she ate it instead LOLOLOL! #StonerGranny

The one guy I can't stand is naked by the snack table & trying to talk to me #INeedToGoHome #IHatePartys

At 50th birthday party. Penis & Gine rice crispy cake & giant Jenga by the fire

@modestpomp @mikeolenick Until I noticed you mentioned Will Smith, I thought you guys were watching bad B Movies #AfterEarth

@christinareese ya! Is he a giant or sure you just really short?

@tellemstevedave She could always move to France