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hot girls who take photos in thick rimmed glasses and caption them "hehe nerd ;)" should be forced to do a basic HTML & CSS test at gunpoint
Samantha Brick should be left in the changing rooms of American Apparel with an XS pair of disco pants to get her esteem levels right.
any good new rappers I should know about? (FYI, I like hip-hop about respecting women and long, carefree walks in the park)
for Halloween, I'm going as myself on MDMA.
guys on this train are staring so hard at this girl's massive jugs, they've barely noticed the copy of Finnegans Wake I'm reading.
ugh, I'm so ugly that I'm going to upload this carefully posed photo of myself in a low-cut top to the internet to demonstrate this.
approximately how far in the closet are guys who think Christina Hendricks is fat?
don't ever get a vajazzle, it doesn't come off for ages and makes your pum look like a pound shop scatter cushion
I think the world needs more blogs of girls taking photos of useless shit they've bought with their parents money.
David Cameron's cat-bumhole-mouth makes him look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, if the Pillsbury Dough Boy was an evil, money snatching cunt.
arranging for Zane Lowe to be in an horrific combine harvester accident
white frat boys, whose only aim on holiday is to drink & catch chlamydia in a hotter climate, are incredible at ruining the remotest places
why do people list ~always sayin' what's on my mind~ as a positive attribute? congrats on having no social decorum you vile, mouthy freak
has people "spitting bars" at house parties usurped "prick with an acoustic guitar"?
I wish there was a dubstep drop every time someone name dropped. "So I was talking to Nick Grimsh...WAAAAAB WUB WUB WUB."
the women on mumsnet can be mad bitchy when they realise your "five year old" is a tabby cat.
gonna get naked, smear myself in Lurpak and bomb a golf buggy down the escalators at Angel station in memory of Ryan Dunn, RIP
Rap game Regina George. UK Editor @NoiseyMusic & opportunist @VICE.