Effing Dumbledore just walked into the metro

@shittycomedian one man one tweet

@dshack8 @breadery you sound experienced!

@urgeekisshowing and I think I like the way you think I think!

@urgeekisshowing and then they lock the door and it all changes

@theabsurdhamlet it's totally pope

@jovial_evil I only walk into elevators for the music

Can you pope it? #pope

@blarebare better to lick actually

#MadeWithPaper ( http://fiftythree.com ) Angry Red Bird Spits! pic.twitter.com/mnILicyqXx

#MadeWithPaper ( http://fiftythree.com ) Awesome Landscape Niceness pic.twitter.com/QmU71tHUZT

Sweeter than wine, softer than a summer's night... #songstuckinmyhead

#MadeWithPaper pic.twitter.com/HSiiFfkEEd

#MadeWithPaper redland pic.twitter.com/IasAeo4uut

@theabsurdhamlet the funnier the fun, the happiest happy gets!

@shkeeber check out the movie "dirty love" there's a scene almost like that!

If i could speak into my own ear I would probably say something like "pffut pfut pfut pfut pfut pffffffut pfut pfut"

@torrami and tweets

@marykoco you should try spending one night on the internet in Paris, awesome too!

@marlomeekins cause it would be harder to regrow if you lose it? Good idea for a cartoon character tho :)