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While it's tempting to call them "baristi" because of the Italian roots, the plural of "barista" is "journalism majors."
Dates should be formated as MM/DD/YY except for the years 1990 through 1992, which should be denoted in 'Hammer Time.'
"Frak" should only be used if you're fighting Cylons. Are you fighting Cylons? Yeah, didn't think so.
STAR WARS Episodes IV-VI are to be referred to as "The Original Trilogy." Episodes I-III are not to be referred to at all.
IT'S - contraction of "it is." ITS - possessive form of "it." ITS' - the most horrible thing you could ever possibly do.
Typing in all capital letters is perceived to be shouting, so only do it when addressing foreigners or the elderly.
A "cougar" is a large cat native to North America. An older woman who pursues a younger man is "embarrassing herself."
The plural of "vagina" is "vaginas." The plural of "penis" is gross, nobody wants to read about that.
Replace "situation deteriorated/worsened" with "shit [just] got real." Ex: On day three of the hostage crisis, shit got real.
"Twilight Mom" - a woman above age forty who masturbates to descriptions of teenagers not having sex.
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