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DSM IV - Diagnostic manual for mental health disorders. Do not cite when discussing celebrities; just make shit up.
The Bureau Chiefs would like to trick you into thinking your opinion matters with this week's poll. http://bit.ly/bMAJmV
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Of the many possible synonyms for "toilet" that are available, "ass-go-round" is probably the least preferable.
When writing stories on JFK assassination conspiracy theories, remember using the word "nutjob" may set those guys off.
ice age - capitalize for the film, but not for the geological term or the last bitter years of a doomed marriage.
Pad your article's word count by inserting a dirty limerick somewhere after the fourth paragraph where nobody will see it.
"Sabbath" can signify "Saturday," "Sunday," or "ass-kicking metal," depending on the religion being referenced.
Avoid calling the New York Times the "Old Gray Lady." It's really more like "One-Foot-in-the-Grave Lady," right? Huh?
superhero - trademark shared by Marvel and DC Comics. Only they have the right to make the term stupid and meaningless.
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Omit "Saint" before names of particularly revered figures, e.g. Mark, Luke, Bono. See also: Our Lady Cate Blanchett
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No matter how much the Ocean Spray flak tries to tell you otherwise, there's no such thing as a cranapple.
Remember to define "habeus corpus" when used in a news story as "that thing they talk about on Law And Order."
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