@politicsofamy I was afraid that karma was going to bite me in the form of an ugly nephew after I spent all year mocking another ugly baby.

But watching them fold means you're not doing it yourself. RT @politicsofamy Random Thought: Watching men fold clothes is painful for me

Good morning everybody! I want to kill you all, but since I'm a benevolent goddess you all get to live for now.

@politicsofamy I got my pug as an adult so I knew exactly what I was getting, no surprises.

@jamiejasper And this is why I <3 you.

@politicsofamy Me too.

x2 RT @laurenmarie10: I really can't stand the sound of Obama's voice.

@politicsoffear @sevenlayercake @stefan_mk1 Me and Eisenhower hanging out together, in Kansas. http://t.co/GI1oHY6S

Probably true. RT @depresseddarth: If I were running for president, I'd play the Imperial March before every speech and easily win.

I decided to go to Chick-Fil-A for lunch. There is no parking and cops are directing traffic. This makes me happy.

RT @gabrielmalor: All together now: "Largest Middle-Class Tax Increase In History." #Romney2012 #FullRepeal

When I kicked the guy out of the fountain he told me that somebody said he could be in there. Who? One of his drunk friends?

Within 5 minutes of clocking in tonight I was already kicking a drunk out of the fountain in the lobby. It's going to be fantastic!

@evanpokroy I have a Glenn Danzig staying in my hotel this week.

We will shortly be at the park for some good old fashioned swinging. #DogWalkingWithStaci #SmallerJeans #CA #12

You know your day is bad when you're not even wearing the same clothes you started your day in. And its not a dirty job.

Happy Easter! I made it to church and cried profusely because it was pretty fantastic.

It's the Kansas City Temple http://t.co/mVBwSp9h

My timeline is full of weird again, which is why I love my late night Twitter.

He is obviously a heathen, just give up on him. RT @gilesmck Who? RT @laurenmarie10: @gilesmck But it has Peter Falk! @hboulware