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@richarddreyfuss @peaches1999 That's like finding a unicorn these days. Didn't think that existed anymore.

@whydavidwhy Not to mention how long "According to Jim" was on.

@iboudreau I'm playing the Neverwinter beta and like it a lot so far.

@mattyglesias How certain would it have been that Gore doesn't invade Iraq?

@tracyclarkflory Married 10 yrs and have never intentionally farted in front of her. It's hard enough to get a BJ, farting wouldn't help.

@rationalists Like Ted Nugent!

@kailijoy How do you not drink copious amounts of alcohol after a day like that?

@humanitycritic Not "for the fuck of it". He needs to control them for what he wants to accomplish.

@tracyclarkflory Only if you dug them up to take it.

@dcplod I know what you mean, Snyder is pure evil.

@thatkevinsmith Please tell me @comicbookmenamc is coming back for a season 2. Love the show.

@rare_basement Because @robdelaney RTed you...that's how I found you.

I Will Always Mostly Love You #addmostlytosongtitles

@batmanonfilm You do realize that by tweeting that you made me look at her boobs, right?

@realkidpoker Prediction: If you ever DO weigh 170, you won't have the money to pay the bet.

@anildash "no longer being investigated"...that's so cute.

@dcplod Is this true? Romney paid 35% and 15%? http://t.co/Zcl7lNT3

@dannyzuker Isn't that definitive proof he's gay?

@momfia At first glance, I thought that said "violate".