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"We have TV, you know" - China
It pisses me off that the rioters who claim "they've had enough of the rich" first destroy the small businesses and housing #londonriots
A bungalow on the beach, a fire crackling in the hearth. Fred Rogers looks up from his cup of tea and says, "Maurice! So glad you're here".
"What is Twitter and how do I stop it?" - Tom Cruise
Wait, it goes paper covers rock, scissors cut paper and football hides child rapists, right?
Today is now "National Not Enough Bourbon Day"
Charles Schulz claimed he woke w/a feeling of doom everyday of his life. I have the same problem, minus the billions of dollars in royalties
"No, it's okay, sweetheart. They're my friends. From Twitter. They'll sleep on the floor. They'll be FINE."
Here. Are. Some. Amusing. Stories. About. Mitt. Romney. Ha. Ha. Ha. #RNC
You can shit-can this day right back to the fuck farm.
"I AM SIGNIFICANT", screamed the retweet.
I've always preferred Pi over Cak.
Can't wait until I'm super rich so the working class common folk can hate me, but still give me all the power to ruin their lives.
Dear, "Keep gov't outta my life" people: You wouldn't survive ten seconds without a paved road to Walmart. #Shut #It
"Are you sure you want to delete your Twitter account?" *Clicks 'yes', grabs bourbon, walks into woods with white dog* - How my book ends
Cartoonist for The New Yorker and New Yorker for Cartoons.