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So I have people from Scotland, Wales & N. Ireland cheering for France. Can't wait till your teams play....... Oh.
Just failed the H&S course at work. Was asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire. 'Fucking big ones' was the wrong answer...
Just seen 4 lads in Arsenal shirts playing football with a hedgehog. I was disgusted & about to call the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up
Got a Xmas tree, the asst. asked 'Will you be putting this up yourself?' I replied 'No! You sicko, it's going in the living room'
Must've pissed my wife off when we tried erotic asphxyiation. She's been lying there for 5 days now, giving me the silent treatment...
Hey! Coldplay refused the Olympics so they could headline the Paralympics...Give them some respect please.
Failed apocalyptic prophet staggering from one disaster to the next.