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Girls in belly shirts, sorry about your dads.
Nicki Minaj is our most famous working clown.
During a game of charades would be the worst time to get murdered/raped :-(
The good thing about being smart is being able to figure things out probably.
True love is finding someone who won't make you go camping.
I don't understand how since they figured out how to make mirrors that make you taller and skinnier why the still make the other ones?
Instagram's main purpose is the disappointment of finding out every person you follow on Twitter has a fucking cat.
When you want something you've never had you usually have to do something you've never done.
Whenever children get annoying just remember how good they are at making sneakers.
If a guy asks me what my favorite song is on first date for fun I say, 'Owner of a Lonely Heart,' and then look away like I'm emotional.
Sometimes I wonder if Brown Eyed Girl is really about what we think it's about.
Rihanna has a new song where she's singing about sex.
Friends with benefits would be better if it was more dropping food off and less sex stuff.
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