Men, please stop touching your private parts in public. You're not the president of Egypt.

People who randomly make you smile are the best.

I used to think I have superpowers until I realized that sleeping until the problem is solved is not a superpower.

People who use difficult English words in their tweets for no good reason, Do you need a hug?

عيب يا جماعة نسرق تويتات من بعض..شكلك بيبقى وحش..انت تحب حد يسرق تويتة أختك؟ تقبلها على مامتك طيب؟

Proven: You don't have to understand a song to love it.

Guys making fun of girls who open their mouth while applying mascara. No man keeps his mouth shut while bouncing a ball off his head :P

I'm the one who will leave an entire place just to avoid meeting someone.

Stop counting calories and start enjoying your life.

Whatever you say when you are mad at someone is the truest thing you will ever say.

هو تخفيض سعر الفياجرا ليه علاقة بأن حال البلد واقف؟

النور قطع في القناة التانية وهما على الهواء....يخربيوتكم عملتوها إزاي دي؟

مش محتاجة افهم في الأبراج عشان أحلل شخصية الناس لأن 99% منهم مواليد برج ولاد الكلب

You know those men who... anyway, it doesn't matter they are all the same.

I think graffiti in Egypt has become the new "ana bakol sushi".

I think all my tweets have a watermark saying "Please don't retweet or favorite this tweet" and it's strange that only you can see it!

To those who retweet my tweets, you have a good taste. To those who don't, you have a better taste than the others.

Let me ask you something girls: Why choose one man when you can flirt with everyone equally?

أنا رايح فين، أنا راجع تاني - النور في مصر

A broken friendship because of politics wasn't a real friendship from the beginning.