RT @kapz00: fapcop likes fapping to adam lambert.

RT @drewbilation: my bed is so loud; every time I breathe it squeaks. I'm sure people must think I'm constantly masturbating... if only!

RT @dumbnotdeaf: If drinking, masturbating and crying was the triathlon of the Olympics, I'd be the Michael Phelps of that shit.

I'M WAY COOLER THAN @capscop!

RT @adxy: The only thing more important than voting is masturbating. Don't let your country down!

RT @kimtristh: THIS TIME NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO BE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I WON'T EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE COS I'LL BE MASTURBATING

RT @dozerkccc: Son if you don't stop masturbating, you'll go blind,the son replied, dad, I'm over here

RT @stacigc: Lol she's masturbating..

RT @sidrahhunneh: I have always wondered why guys are more open about masturbating than girls?

RT @dreamyjames: #thatawkwardmoment When you're masturbating in the bathroom and you moan really loud and it echos O_O #fail

THIS COULD GET MESSY @capscop!

RT @d3v1l_1: that awkward moment when you're masturbating and you go blind

RT @pikacharlichu: Masturbating to Justin Bieber just seems kind of creepy.

FAP MY DICK “@capscop: Fap Cop is a wanker “@pivixkite: Fap Cop is fine, but Caps Cop is as annoying as hell.””

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RT @ironpeeps: So today I had to stop masturbating into Hot Pockets because my dick started to gain too much weight.

RT @teammileyhappy: MILEY,STOP BEING SO FUCKING PRETTY! MY VAG HURTS FROM FAPPING TOO OFTEN. CONCERNED FAN

RT @luisamaximo: Well, today we tried masturbating for money. - sheldon cooper

RT @frankie_l4_87: Nuttycam: i'm masturbating to this section

RT @heypollydear: oh and to lighten the mood, I'm currently fapping all over the place over Matt Nicholls.