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Hold my scrotum, tiny diaper.
accidentally squirted all the shampoo up my butt. banned from grocery store
Just ripped a sick air guitar solo that was all like bweeeaaa bwenana bwena bweee.
sext: on a spring day we ride our bikes down a flowered path. i rub ur back tire w. my front. i lose control. handlebar punctures abdomen.
it's not rape if im a bear and ur just a girl at the maul
only you can start a forest on fire
the human brotipede.
Bears love clothes that they get from the maul.
WHOA THE SHITTY TOILET ISN'T A SHITTY TOILET ANYMORE?!
Don't be afraid to shit like you're squeezing a blackhead.
I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE SAME, CONTINOUS, UNBROKEN SHIT SINCE I WAS BORN.
Take tea bagging to the next level by suffocating your victim to the brink of death with a stretched out scrotum.
hoarding toasters, tony danza
I bought a blow up doll from a clown. It's tubes were tied.
Do me a favor and count how many times they say "that's on you/that's on me" on Grey's Anatomy while I finger your girlfriend's butt.
Love squirts you in the face.
sold my soul to tony danza
do your boobs hang low? I'll be ur friend. a shoulder to throw your boobs over. your rock. The holder of your boulders
SOME FUCKING NERD ONCE SAID THAT SAYING SHIT LIKE FUCKING SWEAR WORDS MEANS YOU HAVE A SMALL VOCAL LIBRARY OR SOME SHIT.