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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    Being a newbie I really hope this ;) is a wink, otherwise I'm sure I'm offending a lot of stroke victims.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    Just spent an hour at the gym. 55 minutes trying to get paper towel out of the damn motion sensing dispenser.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    Don't you love it when someone farts in exercise class, and no one knows it was you.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    Truthful Tuesday - That's not really a pic of me.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    That big turd came out of your ass and your worried about my little dick going in?

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    You should never let potential enemies know your weakness. Wish I'd kept that in mind when I told my 4 year old it hurts hitting my groin.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    My kids have velcro pajamas and we have a Velcro wall, if their bad or I'm tired I throw them on the wall. 2 hour nap for me.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    I'm trying to make sure that i have more tweets than followers, that way everyone gets at least one.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    Why do women think it's allright to fart when I'm in the stall next to you? Would you do that shit if we were in the mens room?

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    HannahAntics
  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    I'm destined to be one of the most prolific twits..twitterists..tweats shit another dream down the f'in crapper.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    I thought I had fixed my problem last night, but he showed at work this AM.........starlight star bright make a wish my ass

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    Me: Damn I'm funny.

    Me too: Fuckin' retard

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    WTF it's NOT Friday? Think my boss will take "See you Monday cocksucker" as a request for a vacation day tomorrow?

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    waiting for the can at the gas station, big woman walks out, looks me straight in the eye and says "you might want to wait a minute" HELL NO

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    When I said you could shave in my shower I didn't know you'd leave it looking like someone sheared a Wookie

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    You know those days when you're on and funnier than a m'fer? Tell me what it's like....PLEASE

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    I bend but don't break............looks like it's time for more Viagra.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    I used to think how hard it would be to go to work everyday, now I live it.

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    Is it wrong to hire midgets as servants, put everything on the highest shelf then sit back and giggle?

    Apparently it is!

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  • FashionFreddy
      Canyonman @FashionFreddy

    I could use a blow pop right now, haven't had a great sucker in a while!

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