@love_that_goku FRZASUX <---- My plate idea

Porpiss #pissanimals

Pissgeon #pissanimals

#brony unite against #kony. Save the invisible children, save #derpy.

"You're saying that I can dodge bullets?" No, Skrillex, I'm saying that when you're ready, won't need to." #NaNoWriMoOpeners

shaving my eyebrows off in honor of whoopi goldberg's birthday

#iWannaGiveAShoutoutTo trucks

Sunglasses on a dick. The pubes kind of look like a funny haircut.

Panic at the Disc Golf

just got back from seeing the @sugar_stems live in st paul. what a fun rocking show

The key to smoking a @warmcigarette is form a tight gasket-like seal with your lips and suck like you've never sucked before.

67 years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Adolf Hitler. Now: No Hope, No Cash, No Hitler #smh #tcot

#10BandsIWillLoveForever Pogtera, Nashville Pogssy, Pogpa Roach, Pogdle of Mudd, Pogmus, Tom Pogty, Pogticle, Sneaker Pogs, Pogter Gabriel,

@texag_flb @sunnyright @abigbagofkeys @ellieptweet @rbpundit @davidlimbaugh @rare_basement All libs hate Jesus and love Satan or atheism.

I celebrate Michael Jackson HIStory month. Every month.

YUNI B #MVP #BREWERS

A depressed pug named Speedo. pic.twitter.com/K9bZDqDR

what did @ptcruiserusa do before twitter/VH1 Soul????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? my guess is lots of drugs

You should all follow @dvsblast. He is good rapper and he makes very funny tweets. Like Double Impact but he's Van Damme and Dennis Rodman

@warmcigarette bout to light this puppy up pic.twitter.com/TlbrD1w8