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My powerlifting meet: Made 8 out of 9 lifts, every one of my lifts set a state *and* personal record and I didn't shit myself. All big wins!
Most of Twitter is like when you hear a hip-hop song with a great beat but eventually hear all the other songs that used the same sample.
Wearing knee braces around the person you're banging is a great way to find out if they have a fetish for hockey players. Or polio victims.
Oh, yeah, thanks for the invite to a perfume party. Can I bring a lighter to assess if the bottles can be used as flamethrowers? Then no.
Had a huge 22oz Porterhouse & grilled shrimp tonight. Friends jealously watching me dip my steak pieces in butter. Lift, people. Just lift.
Once you get thru truly horrible events you gain a ton of perspective that most other people do not seem to have. You're out of the loop.
Hey big girls, stop looking for validation from a world that doesn't want you, get in the gym and lift heavy! I need more competition!
If you nag me for pics I'll take a ton & send some to the grateful few who never asked for one. Because I'm a stubborn non-compliant bitch.
The best thing to do when you discover you're growing apart from someone is to let it happen. Why be clingy?
If you can't accept someone as they are, stay the fuck away from them. They probably aren't enjoying your company either.
Oh, that's such an exciting tonnage of thoughts, brain, but you're either 6hrs early or 18hrs behind. Do you exist in another time zone?
I pretend to be empathetic because it's the right thing to do. Not everyone thinks like I do & forgetting this fact destroys relationships.
Friends started getting killed by disease drugs guns cars suicide knives cops when I was 10, it never stopped. Death is the only guarantee.
So glad my knee braces are black, they'll go great with my business attire tomorrow. Kneecaps are back in place & I'm keeping them that way.
No, I'm not shy. I'm disinterested.
Hey gym patrons: we're here to work out, not hear your interpersonal drama. Take those Lemony Snickets outside or use it as fuel to rip it.
doing no harm but taking no shit | iron bent and Valhalla bound | fate or fury? YOU DECIDE.