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FUTURE BREAKING NEWS - Billy Cundiff murdered, Ray Lewis believed to be prime suspect.
Kobe's teammates shouldn't worry about getting the flu.. he probably won't pass that to them either.
BREAKING: With NFL season kicking off tonight.. the Browns, Rams and Dolphins have been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
RT this if you intercepted a Tony Romo pass tonight. #MNF
BREAKING: Applebees working on 2-year, $9 per hour contract with QB Vince Young sending shock-waves throughout free agency.
BREAKING WEATHER: Washington DC area under Tornado Watch; seek shelter at Redskins facilities where touchdowns rarely occur.
Just like the last Cowboy to wear #88, Dez Bryant can't avoid a white line when it matters the most.
BREAKING: Chris Johnson having a hard time leaving his house because his car is 20 yards away from his door.
If James Harden shot at Tupac in 1996, Tupac would still be alive.
Tim Tebow's role with the Jets will be to backup Mark Sanchez and teach Sunday School to dozens of Antonio Cromartie's children
I have to say, the Indianapolis Colts dressing up as the Dallas Cowboys tonight is the best Halloween costume I've seen this weekend.
Miami punter Pat O'Donnell: 23 bench press reps
Jadeveon Clowney: 21 bench press reps.
Do you even lift bro?
"Roger Goodell doesn't care about New Orleans." - Kanye West
Randy Moss announces he's coming back to the NFL. Teams interested can pay Moss with "straight cash homie."
Why do I have the feeling Gregg Williams only tackles with the "hit stick" on Madden games?
Seahawks willing to trade Tarvaris Jackson for a late round pick or store credit at GameStop.
Thunder players are preparing for Game 4 by having guys in Heat uniforms slap them mercilessly while NBA refs shrug their shoulders.
BREAKING - Albert Pujols to Angels for $250-$260M dollars prompting Kim Kardashian to announce she now likes Latinos
When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to. (Parody Account. Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org).