fetus gang

so what we get drunk

@santinodela that reminds me of this cool graffiti pic.twitter.com/xJJhEkVrXI

BUT HOW TRILL IS THIS

im gonna develop a jamaican accent and just be nice to everyone cuz its a good idea

anyone make a bane joke yet? bane. bane did it. thats my joke about the super bowl. thank you

@tjones89lg @thedude631 @therealcjo7 i been sendin mad links lately but this one is directly related to us  http://bigassmessage.com/6984d 

i celebrate everyday cuz life is good and life is good because everyday i celebrate

love on top is beyonces best song.if you think otherwise come get me im on North 2nd singing love on top by beyonce

@robdelaney @foxnews you just boobed it right out of the penis butt balls

Short sleeve button ups

@hermit_thrush_ jack comes from the shoulder, jerk - elbow, wack - wrist

gonna celebrate this series win tho by getting alcohol poisoning and dancing like maury told me im not the father

I swear if the knicks blow this ill drive my car into a pool

I'm mike d and I get respect, your cash and your jewelry is what I expect

@therealcjo7 i have seen blood running from the wounded. I have seen the dead in the mud. i have seen snow dogs with cuba gooding jr.

where do i get candy cigarettes? wanna quit smoking but i still gotta look cool and protect my rep

this is by far the worst commercial ever every time i see it im appalled  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujjL5OiDms4 …

i tweet for listeners, blunt-heads, fly ladies and prisoners, hennessey holders, and old school ninjas

if you wanna be in fetus gang you gotta climb a tree and at least respect brittany murphy