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so what we get drunk
BUT HOW TRILL IS THIS
A stripper put a dildo on my head and fucked herself with it one time before I was old enough to drink
also nicole medaglia is a conspiracy shes like 5 actresses paid by the cuban government thats why she doesnt answer my texts sometimes
I tried to pay off the dj to keep bobby shmurda on repeat last night with 5 dollars and he did not comply
adam wears like 5 pairs of socks to make himself seem taller
richie steals peoples hubcaps and throws them through synagogue windows
Some dude at this graduation ceremony is named king wang and I was the only one who laughed
im gonna develop a jamaican accent and just be nice to everyone cuz its a good idea
anyone make a bane joke yet? bane. bane did it. thats my joke about the super bowl. thank you
i celebrate everyday cuz life is good and life is good because everyday i celebrate
im thankful for alcohol and suicide always being an option
they gon have to transplant lungs and clone livers for me to ever grow as old as joan rivers
micucci cant read
tim saves all his toe nails in a jar like in angry monsters
incredibles 2 confirmed say word
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