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I find it is a delicate and fine art in telling people to go fuck themselves.
97% of the shit I tweet is a joke. Just because your dumb ass doesn't find it funny doesn't mean that it isn't.
Men treat you like a lady if you are one. It isn't something you have to argue about or demand- if you do, you need to tidy it up some. #fb
You can't stop people from making bad choices when they still have yet to learn. Give them the rope- they're dying to hang themselves. #fb
When a married dude's hitting on you on Facebook and Twitter, makes you wonder how many others he's got. That shit doesn't make you special.
People don't want to see you happy. Be happy anyway.
A respectful relationship requires you to strike a balance somewhere in between being far too agreeable and being an indignant jackass. #fb
Ironic all the people who claim they hate drama are always the ones causing it.
There's a difference between being a bitch and being confident. Being a bitch just means you probably ain't gettin any.
Change your thinking, change your life. #fb
Atheists who preach intolerance & bigotry towards Christians are no different than the hatemongering radicals of the Westboro Baptist Church
"Confident people are sexy because they don't give a shit if you think they're sexy." -- Jackie Summers #fb
Sometimes it's hard to be yourself- when you have no clue who that person is.
99 bottles of beer on the wall- and it's still not enough to get me drunk enough to want to fuck you.
Frosting should be considered a food group and be administered through an IV.
Those who blame everyone else for their issues seem to have more issues than everyone else. Wipe your own ass & deal with your own shit. #fb
Sometimes being "the one" will scare the living daylights out of a guy.
I don't want you to buy me jewelry, I just want you to fuck me.
People who want to "change" do not keep repeating the same mistakes. People who are ready to change stop fucking up. Yesterday. #fb