@fourfourtom On this day 8 years ago, Arsenal announced the signing of Robin van Persie. #ArsenalLegend http://t.co/AOPbtmF9

@fourfourtom I think I may have found the best surname on FIFA 12. http://t.co/5zrbzgry

@legrove Fulop is the best Arsenal player on the pitch.

@kassemg I went through you mentions in hope to find these nudes but I was not impressed.

@theneedledrop I've got the TRKRVWZ theme tune stuck in my head. Damn you, Fantano.

@bbcapprentice Alice should have brought back Patrick. #YoungApprentice

Squillaci is still an Arsenal player. Joke of the year. #Arsenal #DeadlineDay

@minifourfour Arsenal will get 3rd, RVP will stay, M'Vila will sign, Newcastle will get 4th, and Chelsea will lose the final. #UltraPositive

@ezimnyama That's five consecutive cup finals for Orlando Pirates. We're Untouchable.

@ezimnyama Top of the league! The league is ours now. #UpTheBucs

Loaded Lux vs. Dizaster? Bloody hell, that could be classic. #url #smack

@ezimnyama I think we are ready to defend our titles but I'm still concerned by the lack of fire power up-front.

@arsenal Not a single striker on the bench...

Phil Jupitus' suit game is untouchable. #NMTB

@speakz Speak inspired me to never get my salad tossed without the presence of vinaigrette.

Alan Oliveira did a Chad Le Clos on Oscar Pistorius. Oscar you still a legend, bro. Stay classy, though. Stay classy. #TeamSA #Paralympics

Over 350 minutes of football without a goal... and counting. #PSL #Pirates @ezimnyama

Krishnan Guru-Murthy needs to calm down. He keep interrupting the other commentator. #2012Paralympics

@ezimnyama Three games without a single goal is not good enough. Simple as that.

#TeamFollowBack is a load of bollocks. Stop begging for followers, you pathetic losers.