Had a different black shirt on for hours until I was walking out the door, and I changed it to another black shirt. I'm a total chick

I will slap her with my cock until she begs for mercy

Mantaur > HBK

Why in the blue hell, would anyone want to hack my twitter? #justsayin

I watch too much television

Dolph better fucking win at the ppv. #raw 

His wrestling looks pretty solid but how can I overlook the socks.

#wwe can keep all Bryan's matches short, but fans aren't all stupid. They know talent

That Arachnid boss was too easy

How is a RT from Hogan going to help you not miss your dad? People

100% accurate RT @spideroger HIGHER IQ = LOWER SEX ENCOUNTERS

I don't hate Tim Tebow, just what he symbolizes.

Remember when I used my own, made up, dopey hashtags all the time? Yeah, that was kinda gay

End of Big Brother got cut off. Doh

I'm really sick of hearing people say, Bret Hart only had "one" match. Watch the matches! Simply not true.

Good wrestling folk! #FF @ringsiderants @hittheropes @onecountkickout @tvs_jed @ghachey @sancho_kayfabe @themacho_moose @wrestlematters

Dixie Carter is the biggest mark of them all.

For all the Rock hate, one would think they'd be happy to not see him.

Finaaally...The Rock... Has Changed... The spinner belt!!! #Raw 

So now I have to go check this Kendra broad out on pornhub and see if she is spank worthy