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Just been admiring the very very very fine arse of a doctor in the queue before me. Little bit hot under the collar now.
I think I may learn a language. Gunna go and get one of those thingy me bobs to help me learn it.
Honestly! It's not fucking rocket science!!
=( why do songs get to me so much!!
I hope that bastard Dr gets found guilty. No apologies for my language. I hate him!! #MJtrial
Wow!! My train is ON TIME!!! Bravo!
Honestly. Some people. Shove off!
My right breast itches. Does that mean I'm due some misfortune today?
That awkward moment when you are walking looking at your phone, look up and nearly hit a lamppost and check to see of anyone saw. Yeah.
RIP Charles Breslin, David Powell, Garry Jenkins and Phillip Hill. My thoughts are with their families =(
Sneezing with shredded wheat in my mouth not so good.
Free bar + Fiona = drunk Fiona!
I've said it before I'll say it again.... Wear a top that covers your arse with leggings!!! They are see through! Geez!!
Twitter is being a twatter again.
By what seems like popular demand... I need to rephrase to....Anyone who doesn't like my swearing can FUCK OFF
#NowPlaying Little Susie - Michael Jackson