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Great, just what people on the internet needed, another excuse to talk about Star Wars. God help us if Disney ever acquires bacon.
God bless whoever giffed this. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvxt2BOF31qdlh1io1_500.gif …
I probably wouldn't drink so much if being drunk wasn't so awesome.
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Why the long face?" Horse says, "My alcoholism is destroying my family." #AntiJokeTuesday
The Silence of the Lamp. #LessViolentFilms
VIDEO: Samuel L. Jackson refuses to discuss the n-word unless interviewer says the actual word. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/01/video-sam-jackson-refuses-to-answer-django-n-word-questions-unless-interviewer-says-the-n-word …
I guess Anderson Cooper finally saw Magic Mike.
Fuuuuuck the ending of Breaking Bad would've been so much better with a turd-hitting-the-water sound effect right before the credits.
I hope Will Smith's last words are "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Is your father a plumber? Because you're gonna need help after I clog up your shitter. #worstpickuplines
How come no one ever picks a Westboro Baptist service for a mass shooting?
Why is "goico" trending? Is Jason Statham buying car insurance?
"Hey, faggot. You want a Miller Lite or are there too many dicks in your mouth?" -the subtext of every Miller Lite ad.
The knowledge that one day there'll be no new Game of Thrones episodes is almost as bad as my own mortality.
I sort of wish "Jack Reacher" had just been two hours of Tom Cruise trying in vain to reach objects on high shelves.
DID YOU GUYS HEAR KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE HAVE PREGNANT. I BET BABY PROBABLY MEME REFERENCE. THANK U I AM JOKE BOT.
Ten foah, the sawx ah in the playawffs. Repeat, the sawx ah in the playawffs. Good jawb, you pack a queahs.
Do they still have those vibrating theater seats for action movies? I refuse to watch Magic Mike without one.
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