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BEN AFFLECK IS NAWT THE DAHK KNIGHT GAWTHAM WANTS, HE’S THE DAHK KNIGHT THAT’S GONNA LEAVE THIS WHOLE FACKIN TOWN IN HIS REAHVIEW!
Great, just what people on the internet needed, another excuse to talk about Star Wars. God help us if Disney ever acquires bacon.
God bless whoever giffed this. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvxt2BOF31qdlh1io1_500.gif …
I probably wouldn't drink so much if being drunk wasn't so awesome.
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Why the long face?" Horse says, "My alcoholism is destroying my family." #AntiJokeTuesday
The Silence of the Lamp. #LessViolentFilms
VIDEO: Samuel L. Jackson refuses to discuss the n-word unless interviewer says the actual word. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/01/video-sam-jackson-refuses-to-answer-django-n-word-questions-unless-interviewer-says-the-n-word …
I guess Anderson Cooper finally saw Magic Mike.
Fuuuuuck the ending of Breaking Bad would've been so much better with a turd-hitting-the-water sound effect right before the credits.
I hope Will Smith's last words are "Yo homes, smell ya later."
HEY, ALFRED, MY FACKIN SOUP'S COLD! ...It's gazpacho, Mr. Wayne.
Canada gets crack-smoking mayors 20 years after the US, just like grunge music and electricity.
Happy 27th Anniversary, Ferris Bueller. Here's 1500 words I wrote about his lost legacy. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/27th-anniversary-of-ferris-bueller-retrospectiv …
Mr. Magorium director says Breaking Bad is unrealistic. "No one has two copies of Mr. Magorium." http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/09/mr-magorium-director-says-breaking-bad-is-unrealistic …
Is your father a plumber? Because you're gonna need help after I clog up your shitter. #worstpickuplines
How come no one ever picks a Westboro Baptist service for a mass shooting?
Why is "goico" trending? Is Jason Statham buying car insurance?
"Hey, faggot. You want a Miller Lite or are there too many dicks in your mouth?" -the subtext of every Miller Lite ad.
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