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One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.
I'll bet Helena Bonham Carter has had sex with a spider before.
It’s like every time they bring me on stage it’s always “this next Ghostbuster is a lady”.
A live band? While I eat?! Where do I sign up to leave?
im naturally not very buoyant. i sink like a damn stone folks, and the sports physician says its from all the turds in my gut
When aliens make movies about humans invading, all of our faces look like renee zellweger.
Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine.
Chill. The dots on the David Cassidy poster are from a hand lotion fight I had with some bros.
"Feng schwing!" - Wayne Campbell, interior designer
jon is a good boy and so wonderful
How much of being a pro athlete is just talking to people with a towel around your neck?
A huge bomb for Johnny Depp. It's lucky he was wearing a mustache disguise.
what if under pharrell's hat is where the babadook lives
Make a pancake in the shape of someone that gives a shit.
how do I tell my parents I think Meryl Streep is overrated