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Can we please all come up with a unified definition of 'teabagging'? I SERIOUSLY embarrassed myself last night at Jeanette Krankie's 80th
I just saw a baby taking a picture of itself and making a sexy face.
My Gamecocks got blown out last night, so fuck it, I’m eating buffalo chicken dip for breakfast.
My phone just auto-corrected "vaping" to "gaping," because gaping is less disgusting.
Hot singles in your area, fusing into one large grotesque mass of humanity.
I'm a good judge of cock.
Maybe you shouldn't have worn that THANKS, I'LL EAT IT HERE t-shirt to Planned Parenthood.
I'm pretty stupid, but not "sign up for a credit card at a football game" stupid.
when do I get my turn to shoot suge knight
One key to a great relationship- buy 4,000 phone chargers that either one of you can use. Spread them throughout the house. Be happy.
I heard if you hold in a fart you get to smell it in heaven.
Suge Knight's life saved by the 13 lb. spiral-cut Virginia ham he was storing inside his jacket for light snacking.
Just joined Club Nespresso. Never felt more alive.
A Chipotle where the ingredients are assembled in your mouth
Opinions are like George Michael: they’re never gonna dance again