Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
There's no way Zac Efron can find out how many times I've checked to see if he's following me, right?
*rollerblades up to teens* My that Taylor Swift is ratchet. Well, I'm off to my trap house! *rollerblades into a wall*
Will Obamacare cover my human centipede surgery?
I snagged my forgotten bag of groceries just as the garage door closed behind me. I am the world's most boring action hero.
PRO TIP: Simulate parenthood by covering your hands with shit, sleeping 4 hours a night & stepping barefoot on pieces of plastic for 9 years
How Facebook Stole Your DNA
Donald Trump demands to see birth certificate of any American who is "too interested" in the World Cup.
Stores are starting to roll out Duck Dynasty themed everything for those fascinating buyers interested in living the polliwog lifestyle.
ATT'N MEN: Don't you guys realize that your over-plucked, perfectly-shaped eyebrows are just begging to be splooged on?
PUT IT BACK I MEAN IT - yell this at anyone who finds a penny and picks it up
Just got anxious wondering if we are running out of license plate numbers.
Sex is like a warm bowl of steel coat oats without any garnishes: even when it’s bad, it’s good!
'He loved him in Spiderman' - How James Franco inspired Mandela
I can't believe my neighbor spends thousands of dollars on Xmas lights and decorations just for me to go over and pull one single bulb out.
It's been about 10 years since I've encountered a Cab driver who wasn't on the phone.
Kiss Mommy's cold sore and make it better! #RVA