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You know those dudes who instead of holding their girlfriends' hand they hold the back of her neck? Thats who's defending Ray Rice.
"Richard Dawkins is my idol!" Is a gentler way to say, "I harass women on okcupid"
Maybe we could get together sometime after the alphas kill themselves off
When I was a kid I would have converted to any religion that had padded pews.
We spent 24 hours in the Venezuelan prison where all the rules are based on the movie Clueless
What's a "real job"? Is it a job that you fucking hate?
top reasons for divorce.
1. financial problems. 2. religious differences.
1. constant inclusion in group texts. 2. no wifi.
If you walk past a long brunch line, it's only polite to yell "OMG this place is TOTALLY worth it!"
remember taking picture on the original iPhones and it was very theatrical like the gates closing in a high tech jail or a robots butthole
Just ate a big bowl of quinoa for breakfast. My mouth says "no", but my stomach says "no".
Tip on selecting a Halloween card: No one wants a Halloween card.
When an athlete involved in a scandal mentions God is on his side, do you think God's like "Nah," or doesn't exist at all?
A group of people tweeting is called a Damn Shame.