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Calm down, everyone. It's a trailer for a Star Wars movie not a Frozen sequel.
My alarm clock is the sound of a cat being given a bath
Whether you believe in God or don't, I think we can all agree Black Friday is probably what Jesus had in mind for humanity.
But was your turkey a virgin? The answer may surprise you. This and more coming up on the nine o'clock news
i only eat bush to "in the hall of the mountain king"
It's sad to think I'm at that age in which I'm considered too old to complete Yoda's Jedi training.
There were 12 of us for Thanksgiving dinner. We had three pies, apple, pecan, and pumpkin. Somebody ate one slice of pumpkin. Enough said.
I just beat an elderly woman to death to get the last 75% off Keurig. This is great. I feel great.
If anybody has any ideas on how to get Jennifer Lawrence into a long term lesbian relationship those suggestions should be sent to here.
Grandma brought her bees. It was weird at first.
Basting the toilet.
TOP 10 OVERLOOKED THANKSGIVING DISHES:
cardigan hug sniff
Basically we're paying through the nose for R&D right now. We're still years away from affordable Cronut technology.
Swimming in the ocean is so exhilarating. There must be extra Zoloft in the medical waste today.
Gathering with elderly family members on Thanksgiving always begs the question: at what age do I have to start doing those weird hair-dos?