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Seeing very little outrage about Twitter changing "Connect" to "Notifications."
If a "Between Two Ferns" video is what finally pushed you over the hump to get healthcare, you're gonna need it.
Not sure how anybody applies for a mortgage and holds a full-time job. Hey, look, it's another raft of documents.
I'm in group 5 on this plane because my favorite movie when I was 8 was Wild Wild West.
Wonder when the CIA is going to shift from interrogations to Buzzfeed quizzes.
I'm 28 and I still need to lose my baby fat (about 20 babies to be exact)
Not having new episodes of True Detective to look forward to is my Carcosa.
Wanted to let everyone who wrote "never change" in my high school yearbook know that I haven't
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What it REALLY means when people say "There's no shame in that?":
"Many see at least SOME shame in that"
So just have a good, shameful cry.
Dogs insisting that it's not you—it's your complete and persistent misinterpretation of social cues.
*says "social media" instead of Twitter so he doesn't come off like a raging geek*
I bet very few young people watching 2 Ferns are also wasting their time watching the cynical old people analysis of it on cable news
sorry i ruined Fucking talk like a pirate day by speaking at length upon my terrible mustard allergy which has caused countless pain of me.
I was called “certified honky Ryan Stegman” on the CBR message boards! I am filled with joy.
John Wilkes Booth! I’ll kill you for what you’ve seen here!