Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The NFL is probably my favorite national football league
I wouldn't care if Lena Dunham didn't pay me for my art (eating butt).
I’m not asking for much, just a guy who pulls his pants and underwear all the way down to his ankles when he uses a urinal.
The FBI has trained a drug sniffing dog to find USB drives. Unfortunately, they won't send her over to help find all of yours (we asked)
AYE WHERE ALL JOCELYN GO US
better star publicly liking Bob Dylan now so that when he dies you wont seems like you're jumping on the bandwagon
*walks through library and everyone can hear my pad*
arguing about a new platform that might sell your personal info on a platform that is definitely, blatantly selling your personal info
How cathartic it must be to go down a waterslide totally naked.
Now that butts are in I wonder how many girls googled "Can I push my implants from my boobs to my butt?" Haha probably so many
This hair cutting place is so cool, they have a bouncer.
Kanye West always looks like someone just told him a movie spoiler.
Listen- if you ever need to talk, I died.
Props to the euro dude who just got on the plane &whispered "Welkum to da jungle" under his breath as he walked by my seat.
I'm proud of my sweaty teats.