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FUN DRINKING GAME: over 90,000 deaths per year are attributed to excessive alcohol abuse, having fun now asshole?
Agh! Why do they keep trying to break their own shit? http://twitter.com/TheNextWeb/status/501852729984425984 …
Cool. Deep fried carnies at the state fair.
Me: This is where I want to go to dinner. Mom: Your brother doesn't want to go there. Me: That's a good compromise.
Wait but if this is a loaded gun then who has my ice bucket
CHECK OUT MY NEWEST VIDEO: IF BLACK PEOPLE SAID WHAT WHITE PEOPLE SAID IF WHITE SAID WHAT BLACK PEOPLE SAID WHITE PEOPLE SAID.
Dress for the gypsy curse you want, not the gypsy curse you have.
You don’t have to add your review of Star Wars to IMDB. No one is still making up their mind.
I hate how Epcot has become so gentrified
why can’t the cops shoot tear gas at macklemore’s tiny nipples
Ladies, I have a huge cake.
I got this teardrop tattoo in prison because I was the guy who worked in the kitchen shanking the onions.
Corn in your poop is one thing corn in your pee is a whole other experience.
I hate Disney because they haven't made one princess that appeals to girls like me: borderline alcoholics that smell faintly like cat urine.
Tapeworm so large people ask when I'm due.
started a new thing when i text ladies i just go back and delete the second half of it where i just talk about butts, then its a nice note.